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"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Jersey Tank

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  • A beat-up hatchback with a mismatched teal door gets the full Vegas marquee treatment
  • It’s a funny, proud nod to the car everyone recognizes the second it pulls into the lot
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Bella+Canvas, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Teen drivers and anyone proud of a beat-up first car with retro, humorous style
Main benefit
Unisex jersey tank with a front print of a patched-up hatchback with a mismatched teal door under marquee-bulb lettering
Fit
Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut.
Material
Solid colours are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Everyone in Town Knows My Car” — Unisex Jersey Tank

Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut. Solid colours are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

“Everyone in Town Knows My Car” goes up in big cream marquee letters ringed with glowing bulbs. A lit-up arrow swoops down to point at the culprit: a boxy old hatchback patched together from torn paper in grey, pink, teal and cream, with white dice hanging from the mirror.

The mismatched teal driver’s door is the punch line, and it’s the one panel that gives you away at every stoplight. This tank turns a beat-up ride into a brag. It suits a teenager whose first car is a little rough around the edges.

Size chart

Unisex Jersey Tank · Bella+Canvas 3480 · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18.3" 46.4 cm27" 68.6 cm
M20.3" 51.4 cm28" 71.1 cm
L22.3" 56.5 cm29" 73.7 cm
XL24.3" 61.6 cm30" 76.2 cm
2XL26.3" 66.7 cm31" 78.7 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Light, smooth and very soft cotton that stays cool for workouts and summer days.

Solid colours are 100% combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.

Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.