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"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Everyone in Town Knows My Car" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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  • A beat-up old hatchback with a mismatched teal door gets the full marquee treatment, glowing bulbs and all
  • It is a funny nod to the car every neighbor recognizes from a block away, dice still swinging from the mirror
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (176 cm) and wears size S.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 30 – Nov 10 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Teen drivers with a mismatched first car and fans of retro car humor graphics
Main benefit
Heavyweight oversized crewneck tee printed with a patchwork hatchback that has a teal door, under a marquee-bulb arrow
Fit
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Material
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Everyone in Town Knows My Car” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Nobody is behind the wheel, and it hardly matters, because everyone in town knows my car anyway. The boxy old hatchback is a patchwork of torn paper with one door that is mostly teal and white dice hanging from the mirror, while a marquee arrow lined with bulbs points at it like the headline act on this oversized tee.

That teal door is what gives it away, and it’s the part people wave at. It suits a teenager whose first car is a mismatched beater.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm28" 71.1 cm
M20" 50.8 cm29" 73.7 cm
L22" 55.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL24" 61 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL26" 66.1 cm32" 81.3 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.