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"I Bowl Better Without Witnesses" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
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"I Bowl Better Without Witnesses" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I Bowl Better Without Witnesses" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"I Bowl Better Without Witnesses" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

"I Bowl Better Without Witnesses" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

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  • Bold navy and golden-orange slab-serif letters stack above a stylized bowling ball, lane and clustered pins
  • The slogan spells out a tongue-in-cheek nod to solo play
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 10 – 26 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
bowling fans or anyone with a playful, self-deprecating sense of humor
Main benefit
Heavyweight cotton crewneck T-shirt with bold navy and golden-orange lettering above a stylized bowling ball, lane, and pins graphic
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I Bowl Better Without Witnesses” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Lettered in deep navy with bold golden-orange shadows, the artwork arranges three lines of text across the chest of a heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt. A slight curl stretches the title phrase from end to end, its slab-serif style mirrored by further instructions at the hem: ‘please face the other way.’

This design will suit anyone with a sly sense of humor, especially those who appreciate subtle gamesmanship.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea and printed near you: orders to the US, Europe, Canada and Australia are printed in the region and arrive in about 4-10 business days; other countries are printed in Korea and shipped with tracking. The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.