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“I Bowl Better Without Witnesses” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Cream-edged glints on the navy ball are almost lost among the streaks and shadings that fill the scene. The artwork rewards a careful eye, as distressed speckles break up both the bold block letters and the illustration’s thick and thin outlines. Three curved rows of heavy uppercase slab-serif lettering claim, with wry self-awareness, “I bowl better without witnesses”—their golden-orange shadows carved deeply beneath navy faces, lightly outlined in cream.
A golden-orange lane narrows sharply, drawing the viewer up its length to a distant set of pins balanced at vanishing point, streaked edges suggesting motion or a sudden burst of energy. On the lower right, a miniature forest of bowling pins lean and overlap, their broad forms ringed by orange bands and deeply etched navy shadows. The left edge is anchored by the strikingly rendered ball, with its trio of finger holes and a small four-pointed glint.
The phrase “please face the other way” gently curves beneath the illustration, tying a playful sense of privacy to a scene often watched by others. The cream, gold-orange, and navy theme holds together even in the smallest details left in open space near the silhouette edges.
Bowling night with friends or a solo trip to the alley—this men’s oversized heavyweight crewneck t-shirt is for anyone who prefers their strikes unobserved.
Size chart
Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.1 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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