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“I Bowl Better Without Witnesses” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Deep navy, cream, and golden-orange come together in a graphic that thrives on contrast. Heavy, distressed slab-serif lettering weaves in and around a stylized bowling lane, while the top line of text arches up at both ends for extra visual tension. A tightly grouped triad of phrases reads “I BOWL BETTER,” “WITHOUT,” and “WITNESSES,” their dark letter faces surrounded by thick orange shadows and fine cream outlines; each word stays packed and dense, with distressed speckling for added texture.
- Beneath the text, a bowling ball glints beside a lane that pulls the eye towards a far-off goal, its perspective edged by streaks of orange and cream.
- Overlapping pins dominate the lower corner, accented by orange neck bands and dense navy cross-hatched shading, intentionally leaving open negative space where their forms end.
- The phrase “PLEASE FACE THE OTHER WAY” curves along the lower edge, reinforcing the humor in purposeful, athletic type.
Lettering, illustration, and color harmonize into a print made for anyone who knows the value of solitude at the lanes or just likes a bold, playful twist on sports graphics.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 32.5″ 82.6 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 37″ 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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