“I’m Not the Tour Guide” Men’s Oversized Heavyweight…

"I’m Not the Tour Guide" Men’s Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

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A spotted shark cruises through a gold kelp forest with a school of fish in tow, and it wants you to know it is not the tour guide
Little Keep Up and This Way signs make it funnier

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At a glance

Who it's for: Fans of witty ocean graphics and relaxed oversized streetwear
Main benefit: Oversized heavyweight crewneck tee with a pale spotted shark, gold kelp, school of fish, and humorous signs graphic
Texture / fit: Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients: 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I'm Not the Tour Guide” — Men's Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves. 100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Mustard-gold kelp and deep navy ink wrap around a pale spotted shark diving through the scene, with a school of fish streaming behind it. Its sideways glance sells the line above it: I’m not the tour guide. Two small signs reading Keep Up and This Way finish the joke on this oversized heavyweight tee.

The engraved linework on the shark’s head and eye makes it worth owning. Wear it on a snorkeling trip with the friend who always drifts off from the group.

Size chart

Max Heavyweight T-Shirt · Shaka Wear SHMHSS · men's relaxed heavyweight fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length
S	18″ 45.7 cm	28″ 71.1 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	29″ 73.7 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	30″ 76.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	31″ 78.7 cm
2XL	26″ 66.1 cm	32″ 81.3 cm
3XL	28″ 71.1 cm	33″ 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

100% USA cotton in most colours; Heather Grey and Charcoal Grey use cotton blends. Heavyweight 7.5 oz (245–255 g/m²) jersey.

Classic 1990s-inspired boxy fit with a slightly oversized chest, length and sleeves.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.

Size	Chest	Length
S	45.718	71.128
M	50.820	73.729
L	55.922	76.230
XL	6124	78.731
2XL	66.126	81.332
3XL	71.128	83.833