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"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Unisex Jersey Tank
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Unisex Jersey Tank
"I'm Not the Tour Guide" Unisex Jersey Tank
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"I’m Not the Tour Guide" Unisex Jersey Tank

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  • A spotted shark insists it is not the tour guide, while a whole school of fish follows it through the kelp anyway
  • Little wooden signs tell everyone to keep up and point this way, which makes the joke for anyone who ends up leading the g…
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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Bella+Canvas, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“I'm Not the Tour Guide” — Unisex Jersey Tank

Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut. Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A small plank sign at the bottom tells stragglers to keep up, and another arrow points this way. Above them, a spotted shark dives through gold kelp with a school of fish trailing behind. The heavy lettering says I’m not the tour guide. The joke is that everyone follows the shark anyway. The engraved linework on its head, down to the wary eye, makes this tank print worth owning.

It’s a good gift for a scuba diver heading out on a summer dive trip.

Size chart

Unisex Jersey Tank · Bella+Canvas 3480 · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length
S 18.3″ 46.4 cm 27″ 68.6 cm
M 20.3″ 51.4 cm 28″ 71.1 cm
L 22.3″ 56.5 cm 29″ 73.7 cm
XL 24.3″ 61.6 cm 30″ 76.2 cm
2XL 26.3″ 66.7 cm 31″ 78.7 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.

Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.