“No Velvet Ropes” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
Everything here is cream against sepia brown, like an old engraving, and that two-tone look makes a pair of heavy iron gates feel grand. Then you notice the gates are swung wide open, and the tall Victorian letters spelling No Velvet Ropes run straight through the gap.
The joke is easy to get: all that fancy ironwork, and everyone’s invited anyway. My favorite detail is the long swash on the S, which curls through the bars. It’s a tee for the friend who throws the party and makes sure nobody waits outside.
Size chart
Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" 45.7 cm | 27.4" 69.5 cm |
| M | 20" 50.8 cm | 28.3" 72.0 cm |
| L | 22" 55.9 cm | 29.3" 74.5 cm |
| XL | 24" 61.0 cm | 30.3" 77.0 cm |
| 2XL | 26" 66.0 cm | 31.5" 80.0 cm |
| 3XL | 28" 71.1 cm | 32.3" 82.0 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.
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