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“Rich Tears Poor Laughs” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
White gaps give the surrounding money, stars, and pointed bursts room to breathe, while a bear head and the words DON’T CRY gather into a dense central composition. On the Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt, Rich Tears Poor Laughs pairs a pale-muzzled bear with faceted gold stars in place of its eyes. Its rounded ears are dark within, and its black nose carries a small glossy highlight.
The currency is not treated as a flat border: pale green notes curve around the head, each carrying dark portrait-like detail. Gold dots punctuate them, while narrow starbursts break the rhythm of five-point stars. RICH TEARS appears in spaced serif capitals, followed by POOR LAUGHS in a smaller scale. Fine gold rules extend outward from central starbursts on either side of those lines.
Directional strokes build the fur from gray, charcoal, and cream, with denser shadow around the forehead and cheeks. The eye stars have faceted planes, while molten-looking gold streams curl from them into long droplets. Bright yellow-gold letter faces take dark brown outlines and shaded bevels; several carry descending drips. The contrast between the crowded core and white intervals keeps the many elements individually legible.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 32.5″ 82.6 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 37″ 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
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Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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