"Rich Tears Poor Laughs" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Gold, pale green, and charcoal meet in a tightly illustrated contrast: a gray-and-cream bear is ringed by curved banknotes and gold marks. Rich Tears Poor Laughs turns that collision of money and emotion into a satirical graphic for the Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt. The bear’s fur is built from dense directional strokes, not a soft blur, while its pale muzzle is split down the middle beneath a glossy black nose. Its lettering is direct and deliberate: “DON’T CRY,” then “RICH TEARS” and “POOR LAUGHS.”

• Faceted five-point stars cover both eyes, and the gold beneath them runs in curling, molten trails that end in long drops.
• Pale green notes carry dark portrait details; between them, gold dots, stars, and slim pointed bursts create an uneven ring.
• Yellow-gold serif letters have dark brown edging and shaded bevels, with several letterforms extending into drips.

Fine gold rules bracket starbursts around the two smaller lines, supplying a formal counterpoint to the runny gold. White intervals between the bills and marks keep each surrounding element legible, so the image reads as a composed money-and-tears caricature instead of a single solid field.