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"The Accessories Are Getting Heavier" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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  • A lifter grinds out weighted dips with a stack of 45 lb plates chained to his belt
  • It is a dry joke about accessory work turning into the hardest part of the session, drawn like an old engraving
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′3″ (190 cm) and wears size M.

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
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Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Accessories Are Getting Heavier” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Mustard orange against olive drab carries the joke. The brightest thing on this lifter is his belt, and it is hauling a chain of 45 lb plates through a set of weighted dips. In “Accessories” the joke is double: the word means the small side lifts after the main work, and here they are anything but small. Engraved crosshatching on every straining muscle gives the long sleeve tee the look of an old strongman poster.

Give it to the gym buddy who never skips dip day.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 18″ 45.7 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 32.5″ 82.6 cm
M 20″ 50.8 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 34″ 86.4 cm
L 22″ 55.9 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 24″ 61 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 37″ 94 cm
2XL 26″ 66 cm 33″ 83.8 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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