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“Shorts Were A Strategic Choice” — Unisex Jersey Tank
Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut. Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.
Design story & product details
A lifter seen from behind on a calf-raise machine, plate-loaded and grinding, takes up most of this piece, and his calves are the whole point. They’re shaded like carved stone, which is exactly why the slogan above him, Shorts Were a Strategic Choice, lands so well.
The lettering looks like riveted steel, with copper bolts on bars under each line. On a jersey tank it makes the joke honest. Wear it on leg day.
Size chart
Unisex Jersey Tank · Bella+Canvas 3480 · regular unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18.3″ 46.4 cm | 27″ 68.6 cm |
| M | 20.3″ 51.4 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm |
| L | 22.3″ 56.5 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm |
| XL | 24.3″ 61.6 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm |
| 2XL | 26.3″ 66.7 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product details
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) jersey.
Retail unisex fit with side seams and a relaxed sleeveless cut.
Print placement
Front print, as shown in the photos.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Delivery & returns
Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.
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