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"So Much for a Quick Hello" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • You wave at the aliens, and they roll out a staircase that never seems to end
  • A funny, finely drawn UFO scene for anyone who has been stuck in a goodbye that took all night
  • The hiker is still waiting at the bottom
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
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Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

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Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“So Much for a Quick Hello” — Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Design story & product details

A huge flying saucer hovers overhead and lowers a spiral staircase that keeps going, unfolding into a steel stair on orange robot legs. A hiker in a rust beanie waves from the rocks below, and the cracked cream lettering sums it up: So much for a quick hello. On this sweatshirt, the joke is the endless clanking welcome, right down to every perforated step.

Give it to the camping buddy who stays up past midnight scanning the sky for UFOs.

Size chart

Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 20″ 50.8 cm 27″ 68.6 cm 33.5″ 85.1 cm
M 22″ 55.9 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 34.5″ 87.6 cm
L 24″ 61.0 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 26″ 66.0 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 36.5″ 92.7 cm
2XL 28″ 71.1 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 37.5″ 95.3 cm
3XL 30″ 76.2 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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