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"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
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"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

Twelve parks and zero moose sightings, while the moose was right there all along.

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Fat glowing neon letters and a big engraved moose walking through the sign make a funny nod to every road trip that came up empty.

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Model is 6′1″ (185 cm) and wears size M.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 23 – Dec 9 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Shaka Wear, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
National park passport collectors and road-trippers who are still waiting to see a moose
Main benefit
Heavyweight oversized tee with a front print of a neon-tube roadside sign and an engraved moose walking through it
Fit
Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.
Material
100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose” — Unisex Oversized Heavyweight Crewneck T-Shirt

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL. 100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Design story & product details

Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose is spelled out in fat, rounded neon tubes, each letter clipped to a wire grid, with the word and set in a small slanted script, like an old roadside motel sign. The joke is that a huge engraved moose is walking right through the sign the whole time.

It suits the national park passport collector who is still waiting to see a moose.

Size chart

Oversized Heavyweight T-Shirt · men's oversized fit, 9.1 oz heavyweight cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
M22.4" 57.0 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L23.6" 60.0 cm29.9" 76.0 cm
XL24.8" 63.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Women: this is a men’s cut. Size down 1 size from your usual women’s size.


Product details

Materials & fit

Extra-thick premium cotton with a structured streetwear drape, noticeably heavier than a standard tee.

100% cotton heavyweight jersey, 9.1 oz/yd² (310 g/m²).

Boxy oversized fit with dropped shoulders and a wide chest; sizes M to XL.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.