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"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt
"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" 1 Crewneck Sweatshirt

"Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose" Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

Twelve national parks, a full tank of gas and still no moose.

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The joke is built like an old roadside neon sign, with the moose striding off toward a starry arrow, always just out of reach of your camera.

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PLACEMENTFront print

Model is 5′9″ (176 cm) and wears size S.

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Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 16 – Dec 2 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
National park road-trippers and wildlife spotters who like dry, self-deprecating humor about never seeing a moose
Main benefit
Heavy crewneck sweatshirt with a front print of a neon-sign style slogan over an engraved silver-grey moose and a star-studded arrow
Fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Material
Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose” — Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Design story & product details

On a heavy crewneck sweatshirt, the fine engraved shading of a striding moose keeps its detail in black, white and silver-grey, and the neon tubes stay bright against it. The sign reads Twelve Parks Deep and Not One Moose. It is the tired joke of anyone who has driven every scenic loop hoping for antlers and come home with none. A star-studded arrow points right, as if the moose were just around the next bend.

It makes a good Christmas gift for the national park road-tripper who is still waiting on that sighting.

Size chart

Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · relaxed unisex fit, brushed fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S20" 50.8 cm28" 71.1 cm
M22" 55.8 cm29" 73.6 cm
L24" 60.9 cm30" 76.2 cm
XL26" 66.0 cm31" 78.7 cm
2XL28" 71.1 cm32" 81.2 cm
3XL30" 76.2 cm33" 83.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Warm mid-weight fleece with a soft brushed inside, spun to resist pilling.

Cotton-rich fleece with a soft brushed inside, about 8.4 oz/yd² (285 g/m²); the exact blend can vary by colour.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Front print, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.