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"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt - the graphic up close
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

"A Very Large Excuse" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Original designs you won't find anywhere else

From$30.95 USD

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  • A ship squeezes through a raised drawbridge while old blackletter calls it a very large excuse for being late
  • Cream, teal and a little lamp-lit orange
  • Anyone stuck at a bridge on the way to work will get it right away
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′9″ (175 cm) and wears size S.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Designed in Korea
Sharp, lasting print
Printed near you
Estimated delivery: Nov 12 – 30 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Fans of dry humor, office workers, and anyone who jokes about being late due to traffic or bridges
Main benefit
Heavyweight cotton t-shirt with a large detailed ship and drawbridge illustration and bold 'That's a very large excuse for being late' graphic
Fit
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Material
Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“A Very Large Excuse” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

Cream against deep teal, with orange only where something is lit: a street lamp, a row of ship windows, the glow on the water. In heavy blackletter the artwork reads That’s a very large excuse for being late, and the excuse is drawn right there, a black-hulled ship easing through a raised drawbridge while the barrier arm stays down.

Give it to the coworker who blames the bridge every morning.

Size chart

Classic Heavyweight T-Shirt · classic unisex fit, 6 oz cotton — garment laid flat, in / cm

SizeChestLength
S18" 45.7 cm27.4" 69.5 cm
M20" 50.8 cm28.3" 72.0 cm
L22" 55.9 cm29.3" 74.5 cm
XL24" 61.0 cm30.3" 77.0 cm
2XL26" 66.0 cm31.5" 80.0 cm
3XL28" 71.1 cm32.3" 82.0 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

Thick, sturdy everyday cotton, heavier than a typical fashion tee, so it drapes well and keeps its shape wash after wash.

Solid colours are 100% cotton; heathers are cotton-polyester blends. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Designed in Korea. Where it is printed depends on where it goes: the US, Europe, Canada, Australia and New Zealand are printed inside the region (about 4-10 business days, no import duty); South America, Mexico, Turkey, Armenia and Azerbaijan are printed by our partners abroad and shipped internationally (2-4 weeks, import duty paid on delivery); Korea, Japan and every other country are made in Korea and shipped from Korea with tracking (some hoodies and sweatshirts for Japan are printed in Japan). The estimate for your country is shown at checkout. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.