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"A Very Large Excuse" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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Every drawbridge commuter has lived this moment
The gates drop, the leaves rise and a giant ship takes its sweet time
Now the excuse comes in ornate blackletter, with an engraved harbor scene to back it up

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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Original Korean design

Sharp, lasting print

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Estimated delivery: Oct 21 – 30 5–12 business days from order, including production. The delivery estimate at checkout takes priority. Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.

A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.

Made close to you. Produced at a print facility near you whenever possible, with tracked delivery.

First order? The size is covered. If it does not fit, we remake it in another size at 35% off

If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints

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SKU: SM-1329884 Categories: Clothing, Long Sleeve Shirts, Collections, Humor, Ocean & Surf, New Arrivals Tags: bascule-bridge-shirt, drawbridge shirt, funny-commuter-shirt, funny-excuse-for-being-late-shirt, gift for commuters, harbor-engraving-tee, ship long sleeve tee, vintage-ship-graphic-shirt Brand: StyleMZ

At a glance

Who it's for: Commuters and city dwellers who appreciate humorous excuses for lateness
Main benefit: Classic long sleeve tee featuring a large graphic of a ship at a raised drawbridge and ornate blackletter text
Texture / fit: Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Size: S / M / L / XL / 2XL
Material / key ingredients: Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
How to use: Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

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“A Very Large Excuse” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Design story & product details

A huge black-hulled ship with an anchor on its bow pushes through choppy water between two raised drawbridge leaves. The heavy blackletter around it delivers the punchline: That’s a very large excuse for being late. Anyone who has sat at an open bridge watching a freighter crawl past knows the feeling.

I’d buy this long sleeve tee for the striped barrier arm down by the glowing street lamp, because that’s exactly where you’d be stuck waiting. Give it to the commuter whose morning drive crosses a drawbridge.

Size chart

Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size	Chest	Length	Sleeve
S	18″ 45.7 cm	29″ 73.7 cm	32.5″ 82.6 cm
M	20″ 50.8 cm	30″ 76.2 cm	34″ 86.4 cm
L	22″ 55.9 cm	31″ 78.7 cm	35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL	24″ 61 cm	32″ 81.3 cm	37″ 94 cm
2XL	26″ 66 cm	33″ 83.8 cm	38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.

Product details

Materials & fit

Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.

Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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"A Very Large Excuse" Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt