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"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt - the graphic up close
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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From$42.95 USD

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  • A frosted church bell rings so hard it blurs, under icy metal lettering that says December deserves distortion
  • It’s a holiday carol played at full volume, made for anyone who would rather hear the season through an amp
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

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Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 26 – Nov 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Music fans and guitar players who like bold, alternative holiday designs
Main benefit
Classic crewneck sweatshirt with a frosted church bell graphic and jagged metal-style 'December Deserves Distortion' lettering
Texture / fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“December Deserves Distortion” — Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Design story & product details

The tiny icicles dripping from the ends of the letters sold me first. December Deserves Distortion is spelled out in jagged, metal-band capitals, cream with red streaks, around a frosted church bell on this sweatshirt. Its red clapper swings so hard that the rim leaves ghost outlines behind it. It’s a Christmas carol played through a fuzz pedal, and the joke works because the bell is drawn so seriously.

Give it for Christmas to the guitar player in your family who turns everything up.

Size chart

Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 20″ 50.8 cm 27″ 68.6 cm 33.5″ 85.1 cm
M 22″ 55.9 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 34.5″ 87.6 cm
L 24″ 61.0 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 26″ 66.0 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 36.5″ 92.7 cm
2XL 28″ 71.1 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 37.5″ 95.3 cm
3XL 30″ 76.2 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.