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"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie
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"December Deserves Distortion" Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie

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  • A snow-packed bell swings hard enough to blur, with a red clapper and icicle-dripping metal lettering
  • It is a holiday layer for anyone whose carols come with the amp turned up. Jingle bells, just a lot louder
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 5′10″ (177 cm) and wears size S.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 26 – Nov 4 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Texture / fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“December Deserves Distortion” — Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Design story & product details

The red clapper against frosted silver is what sells it. A huge snow-crusted bell swings so hard that its rim doubles into ghost lines, as if a carol got run through a fuzz pedal. The words December Deserves Distortion are drawn in jagged, icicle-tipped metal lettering, cream with red streaks, and that turns a holiday hoodie into a joke about liking your Christmas loud.

The best part is the icicles hanging off the letters. Give it to the guitarist in your family for Christmas.

Size chart

Heavy Blend Unisex Pullover Hoodie · Gildan 18500 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 20″ 50.8 cm 27″ 68.6 cm 33.5″ 85.1 cm
M 22″ 55.9 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 34.5″ 87.6 cm
L 24″ 61.0 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 26″ 66.0 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 36.5″ 92.7 cm
2XL 28″ 71.1 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 37.5″ 95.3 cm
3XL 30″ 76.2 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with a double-lined hood, pouch pocket and ribbed trim.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We send the right size free, shipping included.