“Roses Have Ruined Nicer Coats” — Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
White and black meet in sharp contrast, with lofty blackletter capitals spelling out ‘ROSES HAVE RUINED’ across three compact rows. Their steely verticals, tight counters, and those delicately-pointed tips, all marked with fine hatched black, create a rigorous but elaborate look. Nearby, a large rose blooms and leans in, its petals deeply furled and surfaces shaded with dense black engraving. The detail in the engraving is precise—the stem snags through the letters, each serrated leaf and the small drooping bud pressed in among the type’s empty space.
Below the block capitals, another row of angled, sharply rendered type spells out the sardonic conclusion, ‘NICER COATS.’ The way those overlapping elements interact leaves only narrow gaps between letterforms, while in the corner, a folded dark form reads visually like velvet, its thin white lines splitting over the surface. The artwork was made for a unisex longsleeve T-shirt, turning closely set lettering and traditional floral engraving into one complicated, layered print. Anyone drawn to bold graphics or dry humor in everyday wear will likely appreciate it, whether for themselves or as an unexpected gift.
Size chart
Unisex Long Sleeve T-Shirt · Gildan 2400 · classic unisex fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 32.5″ 82.6 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 35.5″ 90.2 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 37″ 94 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 38.5″ 97.8 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
Details you can rely on
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 6.0 oz/yd² (203 g/m²) jersey.
Classic unisex fit with rib-knit cuffs and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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