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“I Bowl Better Without Witnesses” — Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders. Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Printed to order.
Design story & product details
Lettered in deep navy with bold golden-orange shadows, the artwork arranges three lines of text across the chest of a heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt. A slight curl stretches the title phrase from end to end, its slab-serif style mirrored by further instructions at the hem: ‘please face the other way.’ The area beneath the lettering is busy with objects familiar to anyone who’s spent time at the lanes. A stylized bowling lane pulls forward in perspective, bounded by streaks echoing the angles above. A bowling ball glints at rest to the left, its three holes neatly edged in cream, while overlapping pins cluster at the lower right, each shaded with forceful navy strokes and circled by thick orange neck bands.
Speckles mark both the illustration and text, giving a slightly worn finish and leaving clear space around the outer silhouette and between highlighted pins. There is a deliberate tension in the big, packed letters and the empty field below, all underlining the humor of the direct slogan. This design will suit anyone with a sly sense of humor, especially those who appreciate subtle gamesmanship.
- The verified phrase appears in three compact rows above the artwork.
- The bowling lane converges toward a row of pins in the distance.
- Cream lettering at the lower edge completes the message with a final instruction.
Size chart
Heavy Cotton T-Shirt · Gildan 5000 · classic fit — garment laid flat, in / cm
| Size | Chest | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18″ 45.7 cm | 28″ 71.1 cm | 15.6″ 39.7 cm |
| M | 20″ 50.8 cm | 29″ 73.7 cm | 17″ 43.2 cm |
| L | 22″ 55.9 cm | 30″ 76.2 cm | 18.5″ 47.0 cm |
| XL | 24″ 61.0 cm | 31″ 78.7 cm | 20″ 50.8 cm |
| 2XL | 26″ 66.0 cm | 32″ 81.3 cm | 21.5″ 54.6 cm |
| 3XL | 28″ 71.1 cm | 33″ 83.8 cm | 22.4″ 56.8 cm |
| 4XL | 30″ 76.2 cm | 34″ 86.4 cm | 23.6″ 60.0 cm |
| 5XL | 32″ 81.3 cm | 35″ 88.9 cm | 25″ 63.5 cm |
Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.
Product information
Details you can rely on
Materials & fit
Solid colours are 100% preshrunk cotton; fibre content can vary by colour. Heavyweight 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) jersey.
Classic regular unisex fit with set-in sleeves, a rib-knit collar and taped neck and shoulders.
Print placement
Front print, exactly as shown in the gallery.
Care
- Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.
Production
Designed by StyleMZ in Korea and printed to order after your purchase. It is made for your address and shipped with tracking.
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