"Sniffing Is on the Schedule" Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

A drawn paperclip holds a torn scrap of street map, and across it a thin red-orange route runs from one small circle node to the next before closing in a loop around a single tuft of grass growing from cracked paving. That tuft is where the long-haired dog has stopped, nose down, engraved in fine black cross-hatching on cream. The same red-orange line starts higher up, threading through and behind three stepped lines of heavy, worn slab lettering that read Sniffing Is on the Schedule, full stop included, each line tilting down to the right with an oversized S leading the first and last.

The leash is the only other red-orange in the drawing. It runs from a metal clasp at the dog’s collar up to the hand of a walker in a cap, hoodie and zipped backpack, who is seen from behind beside a companion with a bun and a sling bag worn across the back. Both are mid-stride and facing away, so the joke lands quietly: the people have a route, and the dog has an appointment. Two torn paper strips at the lower right carry Morning Dog Walkers and Since 2014 in bold black capitals, which gives the heavyweight unisex crewneck T-shirt the feel of a club tee for a club of two and one dog. It suits anyone whose first walk of the day keeps stopping at the same patch of pavement, and it makes an easy gift for a dog owner.