"We Get Cold Together" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Navy and cream do nearly all the work here, and they trade places constantly: wide navy bands alternate with cream across one big towel, the same cream fills the bare legs beneath it, and the navy returns as low ripples around the feet. Two people walk away through shallow water with that single towel pulled across both sets of shoulders. The taller one, on the left, has short curly hair and a bare upper back; the shorter one has a bun and leans her head toward him. Fringe flares out at both ends of the towel like a pair of wings, and the only pure white in the whole drawing is the spray kicked up at their heels.

The lettering reads We Get Cold Together in heavy black blackletter, the first three words arched overhead and the last one set straight below the water, each stroke split by a thin cream diamond. A four-point star hangs on either side of the heads, and pointed flourishes close off the bottom line. The skin is built from fine stipple and hatching, so the calves and shoulders read as engraved, and a few stray droplets are drawn mid-air above the splashes. On a crewneck sweatshirt the joke lands neatly, since the picture is about being cold and sharing the one warm thing. It suits couples, swim partners and anyone who braves a cold-water dip with company, and it makes an easy anniversary gift.