"Saved You The Biggest Slice" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

A few crumbs have come loose from the crust and are dropping onto the top of the S in Slice, and that small mess is what makes the whole drawing feel like a pie somebody has only just cut. The wedge is lifted clear on a steel server, tilted enough to show the filling: glossy tan fruit slices packed in syrup under a top crust with knife slits and a crimped, browned rim. Behind it the remaining pie is still in its metal tin, with the gap where the wedge came out showing the same filling in shadow. The lifted wedge is drawn so large that its point overlaps the red letters behind it, which is the joke told in proportions.

The words read Saved You the Biggest Slice in four stacked lines of heavy slab-serif capitals, the kind you would find on an old bakery sign or a county fair poster. Saved You arches in cream with a thin inline stroke and a brown drop shadow, a small The is squeezed under the arch, Biggest runs widest in a worn deep red with spurred serifs, and Slice finishes in the largest cream letters of all. Mustard-gold scrolls curl out at the sides. On a heavy crewneck sweatshirt the baked browns and cream read like something from a warm kitchen in cold weather. It suits the person who always bakes for the table, and it makes an easy gift around Thanksgiving or any holiday dinner.