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"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt - the graphic up close
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
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"The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects" Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

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  • For the friend who can never just tell it straight
  • A guy in a cap throws his arms wide on a stone bench while three pals listen, all under rough red lettering that admits the short version was never going to be short
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PLACEMENTFront + Back print

Model is 6′2″ (189 cm) and wears size M.

Free size exchange on your first order · How it works

Original artwork
Sharp, lasting print
Tracked delivery
Estimated delivery: Oct 23 – Nov 3 Weekends are excluded; public holidays, customs and remote-area delivery may extend these estimates.

© StyleMZ · Original Design. Reproduction prohibited.

Not fast fashion

Original artwork you won't find on marketplaces. Every design is drawn in-house.
A name-brand garment. Printed on Gildan, not an unbranded copy.
Ships from the US. Tracked delivery.
Free size exchange on your first order. Wrong size? We send the right one, free
If it arrives wrong, we fix it. Free reprint or refund for damage or misprints
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At a glance

Who it's for
Storytellers with a dramatic flair and lovers of humorous graphic sweatshirts
Main benefit
Classic fleece crewneck with a back graphic of a guy telling a lively story to friends and bold red text
Texture / fit
Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.
Size
S / M / L / XL / 2XL / 3XL
Material / key ingredients
50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.
How to use
Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours. Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.

“The Short Version Comes With Sound Effects” — Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Design story & product details

The only open space in this drawing goes to the words. The short version comes with sound effects arches across the top in rough dark red, with burst lines at both ends. Below it, a crowded etched scene seen from above shows a guy in a cap crouched on a round stone bench, arms flung wide mid-story, while three friends sit back and take it in.

His spread fingers sell the joke. Give this crewneck sweatshirt to the friend who turns every road trip recap into a one-man show.

Size chart

Heavy Blend Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt · Gildan 18000 · classic unisex fit, 8 oz 50/50 fleece — garment laid flat, in / cm

Size Chest Length Sleeve
S 20″ 50.8 cm 27″ 68.6 cm 33.5″ 85.1 cm
M 22″ 55.9 cm 28″ 71.1 cm 34.5″ 87.6 cm
L 24″ 61.0 cm 29″ 73.7 cm 35.5″ 90.2 cm
XL 26″ 66.0 cm 30″ 76.2 cm 36.5″ 92.7 cm
2XL 28″ 71.1 cm 31″ 78.7 cm 37.5″ 95.3 cm
3XL 30″ 76.2 cm 32″ 81.3 cm 38.5″ 97.8 cm

Manufacturer specification; allow a tolerance of about 1 in (2.5 cm). Chest is measured pit to pit, length from the highest point of the shoulder.


Product details

Materials & fit

50% cotton and 50% polyester Heavy Blend fleece, 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²), made with air-jet spun yarn.

Classic relaxed unisex fit with ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband.

Print placement

Artwork on the front and the back, as shown in the photos.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, on a gentle cycle with like colours.
  • Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed; tumble dry low or hang dry.
  • Do not iron the print and do not dry clean.

Delivery & returns

Ships with tracking; the delivery estimate for your country is shown on this page. If it arrives damaged or misprinted, tell us within 7 days and we reprint or refund it. First order and the size is wrong? We remake it in another size at 35% off.

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